Could I have a bite of that?

I’m not opposed to uncircumcised penises, but I can’t say I’m a fan either.

They just always remind me of pigs in blankets and while that may get me hungry (and make me laugh a little), it does not get me horny.

beyoncespenis:

“The album is definitely an evolution. It’s bolder than the music on my previous albums because I’m bolder. The more mature I become and the more life experiences I have, the more I have to talk about. I really focused on songs being classics, songs that would last, songs that I could sing when I’m 40 and when I’m 60.” —Beyoncé

It’s a pity nobody really liked the songs.

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